Go Call Your Mom Official Stuff You Can Buy with Your Money

You will be the only person you know with this stuff. Until you’re not. Be first. First is cool. Actually, nah. I don’t subscribe to the idea of winning over everything. I used to. Now, I care more about balance and relationships. It’s funny how you change as you experience things over time. I guess that’s called wisdom. Anyway, I designed all this stuff. If you don’t like it, I’ll be upset. Not too upset that I’ll take the store down or anything. Just a passing disappointment. Wait … How will I know? People vote with their feet, as it were. If you don’t like it, you’ll just click out to Instagram, or CNN, or whatever the hell people do on the Internet nowadays. While I have you: Remember to change the batteries in your smoke detector at least once a year. It’s super important.

Love you. - Matt